BOO that STD's are now being called STI's

How lame is it that we are now suppose to call STD's (Sexually Transmitted Disease) STI's (Sexually Transmitted Infection)? To me, a disease seems far more serious than an infection. Infections can usually be cleared up with medication and then they go away while diseases stick around. Just because you cant see your gonorrhea does not mean that it is gone.

I love that our country has to be politically correct so we don't offend someone that has the clap or genital warts. What we should be saying is "I am sorry your are a stupid horn dog and you slept with a trash can" Remember kids, STD's are brought on by yourself and yes they are called STD's!

Merry Christmas

BOO people who get offended when they hear "Merry Christmas!" Just because you don't celebrate Christmas, does not mean that the entire world should have to respect your wishes. If you are like our current president (He who's name shall not be spoken) and call everything a holiday i.e. holiday tree, holiday lights, holiday time instead of Christmas, then you really have something against Christ. I don't get offended when I see Hanukkah decorations or I hear Happy Hanukkah even though I am not Jewish. I would like a front row seat someday in the next life when all the Atheists are trying to explain to Christ why he is not real.

Merry Christmas everyone! Here is a link to a Christmas album my friend and I put together. You may like it or you may boo it, either way it was fun to make.
Enjoy!

http://www.mediafire.com/?2lwtlcr80zj6dd3

BOO TWILIGHT

The time has no come to BOO Twilight. I would like to start with a Stephen King Quote: 


“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”


Twilight is complete filth; it is soft porn for women. You have 40 year old women fantasizing about edward, a sissy vampire who would get his a** handed to him by Buffy or Blade any day of the week. This book is a corrupting and deceiving influence on all those who read it.


I could go on for paragraphs and days about how much I hate this book, that is why I have decided to burn this piece of **** book and send it back to Hell from which it came. Sit back and enjoy as we drive a stake through this book and then burn it. 

BOO Google Chrome's copy & paste

One of the biggest reason I try not to use Google's Chrome on my Linux box is because of its copy and paste bugs.  I know not to copy and paste from one screen to the next, but sometimes I forget and when I do it freezes up my browser.  How hard is it to get copy and paste to work, I am pretty sure this feature has been around since the beginning of web browser time.  There have been multiple bugs written up for this issue, but yet it still seems to be a problem. So boo Google Chrome's copy & paste.

BOO Netflix

So the daily boo show is not so daily any more, in fact it is not daily at all. I am taking a new approach, I am only booing stuff that really sucks. After a long hiatus, Netflix has given me reason to boo again. I love how big companies suck you in with a price and then once you are there they hike it up. Needless to say, I will not be doing disc + streaming any more. I may not even do the stream unless they start offering a better selection.

I will let this article explain the rest. BOO Netflix!
http://www.engadget.com/2011/07/13/editorial-netflix-was-too-cheap-before-but-now-its-just-wrong/

Boo Citi Cards and their assanine terms of agreement policy.

I found out today the very hard way that if a biller decides to charge your account as a cash advance (I had no choice in the matter), not only do you get charged a $5.00 transaction fee, but because of some obscure clause in Citi Cards terms of agreements, you also loose your interest grace period for the next two billing cycles.  Even though I didn't carry a balance at the end of each billing cycle I still ended up paying interest on all of my charges. So for a $30 dollar charge I ended up paying $55 bucks after fees and interest. Just another way for the dishonest credit card companies like Citi Cards to screw the little guy.

Boo the movie Hannah

I have not boo'd for awhile but after watching the movie Hannah I decided I need to boo it. This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen.10 bucks and two hours of my life I will never get back. Completely boaring, week plot and a disgusting seen where two young girls kiss on the lips. After watching this movie, I have lost all confidence in Rotten Tomatoes movie critiques. I would give this show a 5% and that is being generous. Boo Hannah.

BOO Smiths

Last night I went to get some milk from Smiths because they sent out a coupon for 2 gallons at 99 cents each, a killer deal. My wife told me about the coupon over the phone and I agreed to pick some up. I figured I could just mention it to the cashier and probably get the deal without having to go home and get the coupon. I mentioned it to the cashier. She looked me in the eye and said, "I'm sorry, you have to actually have the coupon". No biggy I thought. What's a couple of bucks. Then on the way out the door and see ad sitting there by the door with the coupon I needed. Sure I'm a novice shopper for not checking that to begin with, but I can't believe the cashier couldn't take two seconds to have me grab one. I know Maceys has copies of their coupons at the cashier so they can help you out when needed. BOO Smiths for crappy customer service!

BOO Best Buy

Sorry all of you Best Buy fanboys or fangirls out there, but I am booing Best Buy today. I don't know if the people that work there are just naturally stupid or if it is part of their corporate code to be that way; because every time I have shopped there the person helping me has been a complete moron.

Let me enlighten you with my experience yesterday. For those of you that don't know, yesterday was the release of the new Rock Band 3 guitar! Yea, this is way cool, boo because it is only going to be sold at Best Buy. I called Best Buy yesterday to ask them when they planned on getting these guitars in stock and the lady said: "we wont ever be getting those in stock", I said "that's funny since you are the exclusive dealer". I explained to her that exclusive meant that unfortunately they were the only ones going to be selling this guitar. She then said she would go check on it. Once she came back she said she had no idea. Boo Best Buy and your outstanding crappy customer service!

BOO this Crappy Dull Knife from Pizzeria 712

A few weeks ago I decided to give Pizzeria 712 a try. This is the pizza place inside the large unfinished eyesore of Orem, Utah. If you are not familiar with this it is the large apartment/shopping center that has been sitting there for several years now unfinished. Anyways back to the pizza place, I was rather surprised at how small the place was. I always thought it would be a lot bigger than just a hole in the wall. The tables were so close together it felt like you were part of the other peoples party. When my pizza finally came out, I tried to use this crappy dull knife to cut through my paper thin pizza. It was so dull I could not even cut my pizza. I found my hands worked better to just rip it apart like a wild animal. BOO this crappy dull knife. 

Looking at this picture again I realized that it looks more like someone preforming an autopsy than a slice of pizza. 

BOO people who slow down waaaaay too early

Xylene reminded me of this BOO and it's very related to yesterday's BU. BOO drivers who slow down 2 miles before their offramp or 2 blocks before the stop light. Most off ramps on Utah freeways are plenty long to come to a stop, especially the one in Payson. It's HUGE. Today I had a guy in front of me jammed on his brakes as soon as he hit the off ramp almost causing me to hit him it was so sudden (and I was not tailgating!). I was going to chase him down and flash my lights and get in a fight, but then I thought I would just BOO him instead. :)

BOO people who don't speed up to merge

We've all been there, cruising down the freeway when BAM, all the sudden there is someone trying to merge onto the freeway going about 45 on a 75 mph freeway. Don't they realize that the on ramp is for speeding up to freeway speed? Then there are the chicken lane 2 mph mergers. These get into the chicken lane on a crowded street and instead of hitting the gas to get some speed to easily merge in, they slow down more and more until finally they stop and just chill in the chicken lane. I found that eHow has an excellent tutorial on merging if you or someone you know suffers from merging wussiness.

BOO Ads on Webpages

It has been awhile since I last booed, so here it is after a weeks hiatus. Boo ads on web sites. Next time you are online browsing some of your favorite sites, (Facebook, The Daily Boo Show, Yahoo Mail, etc.) take note at all the annoying ads on these sites. These ads liter and clutter the page with crap you don't even care about. That's why today I am now pleased to announce the ad-free Daily Boo Show. You can now enjoy my site without those pesky ads.

So what do you do with your other favorite sites that have ads? Let me recommend the Ad Block Plus extension for Chrome, Firefox and IE. If you don't already have this installed, open your browser and download this extension and magically all ads on all your favorite pages will be gone! This is an amazing extension and should be rocked on The Daily Rock Show. You can make the world a better place by blocking these useless ads. Boo ads on web pages.

BOO People who Text While Driving

I don't think I really need to say more about this. It is dangerous and stupid. In my opinion it is as bad as drunk driving. How on earth are you suppose to drive if you are looking at your phone? Some people just can't disconnect even long enough to go to the bathroom. I see this scenario all the time. People walk into the bathroom and are texting as they are walk in and they continue to text as they take care of business, and yes they continue to text as they leave totally skipping the wash your hands step. Be sure to check out my previous post about people who don't wash. Anyways, boo people who text while driving.

BOO Rebelious Mormom Teens

This boo is another viewer request sent in from Jake. If you are not of the Mormon circles then let me fill you in. Actually there is much to know about a Mormon and this is the place (http://www.lds.org) to find out more if you feel so inclined. Anyhow, I am booing the rebellious teens of the church who at a point in their life decide that they just can't take it anymore and crack to the pressures of the world. The first thing they do is go out and get a trashy tattoo on their ankle, lower back or arm. "Ooo I am going to be rebellious and go get a tattoo on my ankle to show I am awesome and I can follow the trend." Remember, you should always think twice before you rebel because you might do something you regret. If you don't want to live the standards of the church then that's your choice, but don't follow the standard rebellion template just to show the world that you are done being Mormon because it is lame.

BOO Places that Smell Like a Moldy Wash Rag

Today I am booing places that stink, and when I say stink I mean they literally stink. Take this place for example, when you first walk in it smells like a old moldy wash cloth. The smell is so strong it will make your nose hairs curl right up. I have blurred the names to protect the innocent vendors involved, and they should be happy because I would not want to advertise and sell my goods in a place that smells like stale athletes foot. This place seriously smells. Boo stinky places!

BOO the Post Office

If you don't have anything to do and you want to kill some time, take a trip to your local post office. During this experience you can wait in line and watch the employees move at lightning speeds as they shuttle back and forth between some nebulous back room where packages are dropped off and snacks are picked up. Upon reentry, they shuffle back to their stools with cheeks full of chewy treats. Meanwhile the line is wrapping around the building and they are not even phased by this. They act like they have all day... wait they do have all day, well at least until the end of the 9-5 work day. Boo the post office, for lack of better customer service.

BOO Big Trucks

Have you ever noticed that big trucks seem to think that they own the road? Is it part of the trucker code to drive like crap when they drive truck? Everyday when I am on the road, there always seems to be a big truck that is swerving in and out of traffic, not signaling and riding your tail.

The other thing about big trucks is it's always a nice touch to see a pair of balls hanging from the tail hitch. Thats very whats the word? ...Oh yeah classy, thats very classy. Boo big trucks and their crappy driving.

BOO People who Pump Their Gas While the Car is Running

There are many kinds of idiots in this world today, some are bigger than others. In todays story, I am going to focus on those types of idiots. (the bigger ones) Last night as I was pumping my gas, I noticed a guy that pulled up to next to me in a black Suburban. As I watched him pump his gas, I saw that his car was still running. I have to say I was a little nervous that he was pumping his gas while his car was running. I am not sure if this guy understands the science of how cars and gasoline work, but I am sure if he knew he would not pump it while it was running. Needless to say that as I was drove away I looked back to see he and his car had erupted into a ginormous  fireball.
The End.
Moral of the story kids you should not pump gas while your car is running or while your are smoking, because you might just blow up. Side note: You should not smoke anyways because it is bad for you and you will get boo'd. That boo will be for a later day, watch for it.

(Okay the guy did not really blow up at the pump but he was sure asking for it)

BOO People who Swing Their Car Door Open

Have you ever been sitting in your car when someone pulls up next to you and swings their door open fast and dents your car? This has happened to me on a few occasions. What's funny is they don't open their door slow and carefully, they just swing that sucker open as fast as they can. Next thing you know you have a nice big dent in your car. Thanks, that's just what I wanted was a nice big dent in my car. Boo people who swing their door open!