Today I am booing bird turd. I am getting really fed up with all these dang birds pooping on my car. Today as I was getting in my car, I noticed a bird had drop a large brown deuce on my windshield. Because of the freezing temperatures it froze nicely to my window. I have never been found of bird poop. It goes way back to the fourth grade when a bird drop a hot one on my shoulder. I remember my fourth grade teacher would not let me call home to get a change of clothes, instead he sprayed some of his cologne on it and told me it would be fine. The mixture of smells created an oder that was far worse then anything I have ever smelt. BOO bird poop.
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