Monday, January 31, 2011

BOO Big Trucks

Have you ever noticed that big trucks seem to think that they own the road? Is it part of the trucker code to drive like crap when they drive truck? Everyday when I am on the road, there always seems to be a big truck that is swerving in and out of traffic, not signaling and riding your tail.

The other thing about big trucks is it's always a nice touch to see a pair of balls hanging from the tail hitch. Thats very whats the word? ...Oh yeah classy, thats very classy. Boo big trucks and their crappy driving.

2 comments:

  1. Where's your picture? Boo the lack of pictures.

    Just google for "jacked up truck" and you'll find plenty. :)

    Along those lines, boo people towing trailers in the fast lane.
    Boo people cutting across 4 lanes to get in the carpool lane.
    Boo people failing to signal when changing lanes.
    Boo passing on the right (incorrect) side.
    Boo driving 35 mph in the fast lane.
    Boo driving 95+ mph in the slow (and every other) lane.
    Boo intentionally preventing people from merging.
    Boo passing everyone on the shoulder.
    Boo not changing lanes until you are 3 inches from the big flashing sign.
    Boo not changing lanes for emergency vehicles.
    Boo bolting a huge chunk of wood to your trunk as a spoiler (poor ricers), as if it would do any good.
    Boo people speeding up to pass you only to go slower than they were when they were behind you.
    Boo people who don't tie down their loads and make me dodge plywood, wheelbarrows, toolboxes, ladders, lawn chairs, mattresses, branches, random styrofoam junk, dresser drawers full of clothes, charcoal barbecues, dead pets (they weren't that way before they fell), ... Yes, I have had to swerve to dodge everything in that list and more while commuting from SLC to happy valley over the past 7 years. nothing gets the adrenaline flowing like a large piece of plywood (in particular but anything else listed here in general) heading directly for your windshield.

    Boo Utah drivers.

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  2. This is great! I could have a boo crappy drivers month with all these boos.

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