Today we are booing pedophiles. This boo goes out to all the sick and twisted messed up people that are pedophiles.This Halloween I had the most brilliant idea to come up with an app for your phone that would map out your trick or treat route for your kids and alert you where all the peds live. Imagine walking through your neighborhood with your phone and all of the sudden your phone vibrates alerting you to keep walking because you are approaching a peds house. This would be awesome and make the world a better place. We could call it the pedometer.
BOO Pedophiles!
If you were to do the map, it would need to be dynamic, so people could blanket entire areas, such as those trunk-or-treating events that should scare parents silly.
ReplyDeleteImagine teaching young kids (kids under 5) that they should walk up and accept candy from strangers who are offering it from their open trunk. "Sure, I have candy. Just come a little closer to my trunk..." Creepy.
Boo trunk-or-treating.
Also boo the failed transparency on your wikipedia pedobear. ;)